Yes this really happened... :) by Susan Spicer Mason (Notes) on Monday, July 25, 2011 at 11:18pm

I was talking to Kim on my phone with the headphones on, while fb'ing on the computer, so I could lay the phone down and type.. Told her goodnight and proceeded to remove the headphones from my head.. Didn't realize that I had at some point, wound them around my head, most importantly my ponytail.. They didn't come right off so I gave them a yank as I was getting out of the chair.. Suddenly an unseen force jerked me out of the chair, by my ponytail, I lost my balance and hit the floor jumping up and running...and yelling...trying to get away from this ghost or whatever was being very physical with me.... It scared the absolute crap out of me!!! I have had encounters with apparitions and noisy spirits.. It's the scariest thing ever.. You can't get away quick enough.. It's the fight or flight mode that kicks in and you are a crazy person fighting to get away at all costs...By now the headphone cord, (that I still don't realize is my "attacker") has wrapped around the arm of the chair... This means my "ghost" yanks me backwards into the chair and then attacked me with the chair when I tried to escape again... In the three seconds this took to happen I was in a fight for my life... I thought I was going to be calling Ghost Hunters, if I got away from it alive, to come investigate my house... It threw my phone off the desk at me when i tried to run.. Then I suddenly realized......My attacker was me, yanking my own hair with my own headphone cord and I had thrown my phone at myself because it was still connected to the head phones... I have a rug burn on my knee, my hip is very alive and letting me know I hurt it, and I have not a lick of pride left... SO, I am going to gather what small thread of dignity I may have left and go to bed.. I am laughing so hard I am crying... Funniest freaking thing I have seen in a very very very long time... I hope those of you that know me well can appreciate this story and laugh at me till you pee your pants.. Cos it's that funny!!!! If I would have only had my skype turned on, you guys, and me, could have watched it again and again... It would have been so worthy of a you-tube upload... Wow, I am exhausted... I love you guys SOOOO MUCH!!! Now laugh dangit, cos this is funny... I don't care who ya are, that's funny right there... I'm still in a fit of giggles.. Will see how I feel in the morn.. :)